3 Apr, 2010
Welcome to Girlgamerssuck.com’s Glitch Report. If there is a Glitch or abnormality in a videogame, I am the one who is bound to stumble across it and this Glitch Report will outline the most prominent and downright outrageous Glitches that I and others have discovered in games recently. I also encourage you to post your own Glitch experiences in the comments below!
Let’s get cracking shall we? There’s not many to get through but we have a couple of doozies.
Tomb Raider: Underworld, Xbox 360.
Starting off with an old favourite in the Glitch ranks, if you remember in the first edition report, Lara lost her “womanly appendages” and her ponytail to a Graphical error yes? Well Miss Croft is back with a new “What the hell?” moment involving a very large mutant thing and a piece of rock. During a fight with said mutant thing you obviously have to dive around a lot to avoid its crushing mitts of doom, this led to Lara diving backwards into a dead end where Mr Mutant punched her in the face. This didn’t kill her, but then a huge bit of stone on a chain mechanism came crashing down onto her!!! That didn’t kill her either… Instead she got caught inside a wall next to the rock, no escape of course but at least the mutant guy couldn’t kill her. After a few well placed grenades Lara was dead and so was the Mutant. It gave us a checkpoint after the big thing’s death too! So all in all, a perfect Glitch!
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, PS3.
This game is awesome, but it’s epic story and cinematic feel doesn’t come without a price, and we pay with death. Drake is a funny chap, he makes me giggle throughout the game, but he also makes me say “EFF THIS GAME”. Anybody who has played Uncharted 2 knows the death theme tune well, it goes kind of like…“Fwaadaleewewee boodifrruuuuu” or something similar. Well whilst playing on the “Crushing” difficulty, my friend Robert’s PS3 decided that it liked that tune so much, that it would get stuck on the final note and never let up. Granted, the PS3 froze soon after, but by that time Rob had muted the TV and filled his ears with anything he could to stop the infernal note ringing in his head. He also had to restart a huge gunfight after re-loading the game – I found that deeply hilarious of course…
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Xbox 360.
This one was more infuriating than funny really… but… it was kind of funny in a “FOR THE LOVE OF CRUD!” kind of way. During the “Terrorist Hunt” mode, my friend Perry and I were playing “Murdertown” on the highest difficulty setting and with the largest density of enemies. After a crushing seventeen minutes of being bombarded by an onslaught of amazingly hard to kill guys, we managed to find a safe spot to regroup. Since my Spas 12 Shotgun was almost out of Ammo I decided to pick up a gun from an enemy’s dead body. Karma obviously kicked in because instead of picking up the Assault Rifle, my guy dropped his Shotgun and stood blankly with absolutely no options to do anything other than walk and look around. When my friend looked at me, on his screen you could see my guy with his arms in the “I are holding TEH Gun!” position, but the gun was invisible… So, joy to the world, the only thing I could do was run out into the gunfire to put my idiotic character to a well deserved death – Good Riddance to bad rubbish!
Seems like we have less glitches this time around – maybe the games have caught sight of this report? However, we shall end on a video Glitch from Alrafaye on Youtube, who discovered this rather Magical Horse in Assassin’s Creed. How did it get there? Who knows? Why is it there? Not sure… Is it supposed to be there? Hellz no!
That concludes this edition of The Glitch Report, don’t forget to comment below with your Glitches and Errors!
Oh, oh, I’ve been waiting for this! Mainly ’cause I found a weird glitch.
I was playing Assassin’s Creed 2 and I found two glyphs in the san marco district of Venice. They were right beside one another, but I didn’t solve them ’cause I didn’t have time. So I went to each glyph then exited the menu. I made sure that they were stored there, though, so I went to database > The Truth.
As I went on my way, I hit Select to pull up the map but it wouldn’t work. It even said $Map for some reason, which I wonder if it’s always said that? Hm.
So then I hit my Start button to pull up the menu and I tried accessing the DNA and Database. Nothing — that same white screen with a $DNA, $Database title. It wouldn’t let me view any information and it wouldn’t let me hit O to exit.
Oh no that must have been a frustrating Glitch! I know what that’s like, it happened to me in Mercenaries 2… I couldn’t open my PDA map and because it was an objective, Fiona kept looping the words “Open your PDA…..Open ya PDA….” I was displeased.
Did it sort itself out?
Nah, it didn’t fix itself. I first tried dying to sorta reset the area, but that didn’t work. So I just turned it off and restarted. I noticed this save file I have is kinda loopy to begin with, so I wonder if I corrupted it along the way. Sometimes the music doesn’t sync properly and now this problem that occurred with the menu screens :o
The music part in Uncharted 2, reminds me to what happened in my Mass Effect recording where the music kind of just….exploded. XD Resulting in my response of ‘What the hell happened to the music?!’
Oh my god, I have a new Oblivion glitch I forgot to tell you about, and I wish to god I had recorded it ’cause it was the funniest thing in this world. OK so I had just done this quest where you have to help some guy escape or something from a cave or whatever, you know, typical Oblivion quest type stuff. So I was following him out when this bandit attacked us. So naturally I stood behind the guy and had him fight it. When he hit the bandit it knocked him down….but when he got up it seems it may have paralyzed him. He was stuck with one leg out and one to the side on a strange angle, his mouth was half open and one of his eyes seemed to have shifted to the side of his head. And, being a Kajit or however you spell it, his ears were stuck at bizarre angles as well. So instead of attacking him normally, he proceeded to BOUNCE along on ONE LEG and his sword swinging in the air, not even attached to his arm. It was the best thing ever. XD I died laughing.
Haha you and your odd Oblivion game. I have no idea what’s wrong with your copy of the game but I love it with every fibre of my being ^_^
:D I do too. My copy of the game is on something, I’m sure. But it has like the best glitches in the history of glitches.
I was playing a spyro game one day when i was bored out of my mind. and suddenly out of nowhere i was walking and i fell through the earth and i had to shut off my system without saving and start the entire game over because i am the type of guy who turns of autosaving and tries to beat the whole game without saving. that was terrible and i was ready to throw my game system against a wall.