Streakers and Flamethrowers: THQ Releases Gameplay Stats for Saints Row the Third

Streakers and Flamethrowers: THQ Releases Gameplay Stats for Saints Row the Third

3 Dec, 2011

Do you like numbers? Do you like random statistics on a game as wild and insane as Saints Row the Third? THQ thinks so, and has released the latest in statistics for their game of antics.

According to SaintsRow.com, more than 2 million people have died at the hands of everyon’e favorite purple dildo, the Penetrator. There must’ve been some great last moments. Players have also spent about a cumulative 2 years buck naked, streaking through Steelport. We wonder if they all were arrested for some very indecent exposure.

650 hot dog mascots were killed by flamethrowers, and 5.8 billion inhabitants of Steelport have died on the streets. That’s roughly 19 times the population of the U.S., and 85% of the world population. We seriously don’t want you all to get your hands on rocket launchers and other devices of destruction.

Saints Row the Third is now available for Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC.

Via The A List.

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