Listen up, inmates! The warden’s let some of the goods through for the best of the best of this place, courtesy of The Escapists!

The Escapists is an award-winning sandbox prison escape game that tests your strategic and creative capabilities to the max (level security). You’ll find yourself in the (standard-issue) shoes of an inmate, and where you’ll have to formulate yourself a plan to spring yourself free! We reviewed the game earlier as it launched on PC and Xbox One. Check it out here!

Shiv? Plastic spoon? Chocolate bar? The tools are there for choosing – you just have to decide upon which one, and which way to use them.

Call it an incentive if you will – but one of you lucky convicts can win yourselves:

  • A hoodie
  • A towel
  • A bar of soap
  • A swag bag to contain all these belongings

Here are the goodies in all their glory!


For a chance to win, describe the perfect escape plan you’d plot if you ever found yourself in prison in the comments below. The funnier the better please – we don’t want to be heading to the psych ward ourselves.

Use the entry widget to submit your entry once you’ve left a comment! Once you’ve done so, you’ll unlock a few other chances to win!

Note: Due to size of the prize, we can only give this away to folks in the UK!

The Escapists Swag Bag!

Small Print

  • Judges’ decision is final
  • Competition is not open to past or present members of the GGS staff or their families
  • Prizes may be subject to change without notice. No cash alternatives.
  • Competition is open to those within the United Kingdom